Date: 8/30/2024
Location: Golf Club of Dublin (5805 Eiterman Rd, Dublin, OH 43016)
Time: 1:00 Registration, 2:00 pm Shotgun Start
The outing will be a Scramble format with a true Menace Trophy to the winning group. Men will tee off from the Original Tees and Women may tee off from the Women’s Tees. Each golfer will attempt each shot and the team can pick the most advantageous shot of the four. Every golfer must have at least one tee shot used during the round, so you shitty drivers better get lucky at least once! There is no maximum. If four of you can’t get Bogey or better, you deserve that Double or Triple Bogey. In true Menace fashion, the last place team will also receive something… and that’s all we will mention about that. First rule of Caddy Issues, is don’t talk about Caddy Issues. True degeneracy and golf. We will have a long putt competition at the end of the round for one additional surprise prize!
We will sell mulligans for $20 each, with a maximum of 6 mulligans allowed. If you buy all 6 you get a discount for $100. We also will have a Menace Super Cheater Package. 6 Mulligans, a forward tee shot on a par 5, one automatic putt (it’s gone once you use it), 3 attempts at the long putt contest (instead of one), one Magic Rope. With this rope you can get into some BDSM or move one shot during your round the length of the rope (15 feet) in which ever direction you see fit. No matter how you decide to use your rope on the round, once you use it once you can’t use it again. If you use it for golf, you can’t use it again. If you use it for BDSM, you SHOULDN’T use it again. Toss it.